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    Talking Joke of the week!!!

    A banker, not too sure of his mathematics asked his secretary:

    If I give you $3m less 17%, how much will you take off?
    ...
    Secretary: "Everything Sir, dress, bra, pants, everything!"

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    Don't give up the day job.

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    I ordered 100 bottles of Liquid Paper yesterday,.... big mistake

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by chewy71 View Post
    I ordered 100 bottles of Liquid Paper yesterday,.... big mistake
    There in bottles... send them back. Make sure you get a Returns Authorisation Number first though. Notify Accounts not to clear payment.

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    I've just bought a book - 101 tips for shoplifters

    It's brilliant!

    ...wish i'd kept the receipt now

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    ^^^^^^^^ lmao!

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    with all these jokes today I was laughing that much that I almost choked on my viagra....Now ive got a stiff neck.

    I'll get my coat

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdadidog View Post
    with all these jokes today I was laughing that much that I almost choked on my viagra....Now ive got a stiff neck.

    I'll get my coat
    Take your face off my stage

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