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    Default The Best Joke

    A man dies and goes to heaven

    Outside the pearlies St Peter tells him to hold on

    The man asks is there a problem

    St Peter replies yes actually there is, God isn't sure you deserve to come in because in life you were a traffic warden and caused lots of misery while enjoying it

    Well the man asks what do I have to do to get in now then

    St Peter tells him to look down to earth at the pacific ocean

    He then gives the man a bucket and tells him to empty the ocean with it

    The man is flabergasted, he asks if there is anything else he can do

    St Peter then points down to Old Trafford, and says, see that Irish fella playing for Man Utd

    Yes replies the man

    Well if you can stop him drinking,gambling and womanising you can come in

    The man says.........Give me another look at that bucket will ya.

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    LOL!! Good one VV

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