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    Lifted this lot from several sorces
    So just for the guys ,and the ladies with a sense of humour

    WHEN A MAN STEALS YOUR WIFE THERE IS NO BETTER REVENGE THAN TO LET HIM KEEP HER .
    DAVID BISSONETTE

    After marriage , husband and wife become two sides of a coin ; they just cant face each other but still they stay together.
    Sacha Guitry

    BY ALL MEANS MARRY . IF YOU GET A GOOD ONE YOULL BE HAPPY. IF YOU GET A BAD ONE ONE YOU,LL BECOME A PHILOSOPHER.
    SOCRATES

    WOMAN INSPIRES US TO GREAT THINGS, AND PREVENTS US FROM ACHEIVING THEM
    ANONYMOUS

    The great question ...which i have not been able to answer ...is What does a woman want
    Dumas

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me
    Sigmund Freud

    ' Some people ask me the secret of our long marriage.
    We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week .
    A little candlelight , dinner , soft music and dancing.
    She goes on tuesdays, i go on fridays'.
    Anonymous

    There away of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
    Its called marriage
    Sam Kinison

    IVE HAD BAD LUCK WITH BOTH MY WIVES.
    THE FIRST ONE LEFT ME,
    AND THE SECOND ONE DIDN,T
    JAMES HOLT MCGAVRA

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

    1 Whenever your wrong admit it
    2 whenever your right shut up.
    Patrick Murra

    The most effective way of remembering your wife,s birthday is to forget it once
    Nash

    You know what i did before i married? Anything i wanted to.
    Anonymous

    My wife and i were happy for twenty years.
    then we met
    Henny Youngman

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she,s wrong .
    Rodney Dangerfield

    Aman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:' Wife wanted'.
    Next day he receiveda hundred letters. They all said the same thing
    'You can have mine'.
    Anonymous

    FIRST GUY(proudly): My wife,s an angel
    SECOND GUY 'Youre lucky mine,s still alive
    Anonymous

    For all the guys out there enjoy marriage while you can .
    And to all the girls ,forgive him he didnt mean it
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    ha haha love it
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    Some great quotes there lol...

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