Lifted this lot from several sorces
So just for the guys ,and the ladies with a sense of humour
WHEN A MAN STEALS YOUR WIFE THERE IS NO BETTER REVENGE THAN TO LET HIM KEEP HER .
After marriage , husband and wife become two sides of a coin ; they just cant face each other but still they stay together.
BY ALL MEANS MARRY . IF YOU GET A GOOD ONE YOULL BE HAPPY. IF YOU GET A BAD ONE ONE YOU,LL BECOME A PHILOSOPHER.
WOMAN INSPIRES US TO GREAT THINGS, AND PREVENTS US FROM ACHEIVING THEM
The great question ...which i have not been able to answer ...is What does a woman want
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me
' Some people ask me the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week .
A little candlelight , dinner , soft music and dancing.
She goes on tuesdays, i go on fridays'.
There away of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
Its called marriage
IVE HAD BAD LUCK WITH BOTH MY WIVES.
THE FIRST ONE LEFT ME,
AND THE SECOND ONE DIDN,T
JAMES HOLT MCGAVRA
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1 Whenever your wrong admit it
2 whenever your right shut up.
The most effective way of remembering your wife,s birthday is to forget it once
You know what i did before i married? Anything i wanted to.
My wife and i were happy for twenty years.
then we met
A good wife always forgives her husband when she,s wrong .
Aman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:' Wife wanted'.
Next day he receiveda hundred letters. They all said the same thing
'You can have mine'.
FIRST GUY(proudly): My wife,s an angel
SECOND GUY 'Youre lucky mine,s still alive
For all the guys out there enjoy marriage while you can .
And to all the girls ,forgive him he didnt mean it