Rubbish Claims to Fame................

[Mrs D]

A quiet moment the other day prompted Drinky and I to indulge in a burst of our favourite game - "Cr@p claims to Fame". Gave me a good idea for an entertaining thread.

Have been very good and put this in Comedy and Humour as I suspect it will bring out the SPAM merchants!!

So, starting the ball rolling with my personal favourite (although I have lots and shall be spreading them liberaly throughout this thread!!!)

.............My friend Keri's sister is GINA (ooh aah just a little bit) G!!!!

C'mon then, beat that!!

[Bainie]

The baker on the platform I am on at the moment holds the guiness world record for doing the twist, 4 days and is in the guiness book of records !!!

[Graeme]

This is the truth though very sad I got chatted up a couple of years ago in a nightclub by kelly marie (feels like i'm in love 80's tune girl). she was giving it the whole do you know who i am and i sung this song routine.

I declined her advances though as she wasnt really top of my list of hot chicks in the 80's........

[Spikey©]

On Saturday, my wife spent a couple of hours in a pub having lunch with JJ Burnell and Baz Warne from The Stranglers.

[Harry]

i took my girlfriend to a music concert the other week and were sat four seats away from samuel l jackson, sporting kangol hat and some bling.

[taffy]

My mate was working in a petrol station when David Bellamy fueled up!

[Mrs D]

Okay, here's my second.............

I was once working behind the bar of a hotel and served a pint of beer to pint-sized jolly jockey Willie Carson!!

[Caterman]

I took Mark Hughes (Blackburn & ex Wales manager!) to scouts MANY years ago but he was too young to join. He had to go in the cubs. I used to hang out with him when we were kids. My ex wife was in the same class as his wife too!

[Spikey©]

Okay, here's my second.............

I was once working behind the bar of a hotel and served a pint of beer to pint-sized jolly jockey Willie Carson!!

Some people I served whilst in the pub trade:

Ali (Oz cabs in eastenders)

Paul Shane (Hi De Hi)

Stephanie Beacham (supplied ice for her drinks)

Chris Evans

The Twins (the gorgeous blondes from childrens TV shows)

[Spikey©]

Oh yeah and I have the TOP **** claim to fame.

I held Linda Lusardi's p155 she was in our hospital with food poisoning whilst doing panto in Cardiff, I had the honour of taking a urine specimen to the labs