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    Default Bloke in a club


    A girl is in a night club, a bloke comes up to her...

    "That's a splendid thigh you've got - Can I buy that thigh a drink? " he says.

    Thinking its a pretty strange chat up line the girl agrees. The bloke buys her a drink.

    "That's a fantastic shin - Would that shin like to share a table with me?" the bloke continues...

    Strange - she thinks, but agrees to go over to a table with him.

    They are finishing their drinks when the bloke asks...

    "That's a beautiful kneecap - Would that kneecap like to dance?"

    It is only then the girl realises what is happening...


    <<<< WAIT FOR IT >>>>>
    <<<< WAIT FOR IT >>>>>
    <<<< WAIT FOR IT >>>>>
    <<<< WAIT FOR IT >>>>>
    <<<< WAIT FOR IT >>>>>



    The bloke is only pulling her leg.





    Ill get my coat...... !




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    lol!

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