> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
> a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
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> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> 10 MILES
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> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
> second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:
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> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> 5 MILES
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> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
> drives past a third sign saying:
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> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> NEXT RIGHT
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> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On
> the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
> next to the door reading:
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> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a
> nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> possibly doing business...."
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> "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many
> winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
> closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does
> so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
> door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
> through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway." He puts $100
> in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door
> pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back
> in the parking lot facing another sign:
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> GO IN PEACE.
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> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
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> ST.FRANCIS.
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> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER