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    Default Never, EVER argue with a woman...

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
    >>to take a nap.
    >>Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
    >>out.
    >>She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
    >>
    >>Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
    >>He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are
    >>you doing?"
    >>"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
    >>"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
    >>"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
    >>"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
    >>any moment.
    >>I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    >>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
    >>woman.
    >>"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    >>"That's true, but you have all the equipment.
    >>For all I know you could start at any moment."
    >>"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
    >>
    >>MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
    >>It's likely she can also think.

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