Kids....

[Ride-On!]

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

[KC]

When her husband died she had to identify his body..so off she went and he was in a right old mess through the head on crash, body really bashed about, blood everywhere bits missing etc. she was hurt even more to see him this way. Especially when she saw a another gentlemen lying in the next coffin with his smart dicky bow and suit on.
She said can you get him to look like that and I will pay a bit more.

After the funeral she commented on his equally good looking appearance and said he looked handsome in all that gear, I hope it was'nt too much trouble for you. He said no trouble darling, I just swapped the heads.