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    Default Hangover.....

    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces his eyes open, the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. Next to them, a single red rose! He sits on the bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed and he notices that the room is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. He spots a note on the table:
    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-Love you!"
    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks 'Son, what happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.' 'So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?' His son replies, 'Oh that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, but when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, you tart, I'm a married man!"
    Broken furniture £85.26 ... Red Rose £3.00 ...Two Aspirins £0.38
    Saying the right thing at the right moment ... PRICELESS

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    Brilliant..... right word,s at the right time, saved his life.

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