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    Vehicle : vauxhall signum

    Trim : 2.0t

    Engine : chipped and remapped

    Year : 03

    Mileage : 100k+

    Default phone call

    :









    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


    **'Hello?'**









    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mummy near the phone?'**





    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**









    **After a brief pause,**











    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**









    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,**
    **Right now.'**









    Brief Pause.









    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**







    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**







    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**







    **'I did it, Daddy.'**






    **'And what happened, honey?' **


    'Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**








    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**








    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**








    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**








    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**
    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**











    *****Long Pause*****












    *****Longer Pause*****












    *****Even Longer Pause*****











    **Then Daddy says,**









    **'Swimming pool? ............**








    **Is this 4955 5566 ?'*
















    *No, I think you have the wrong number.........
    it say's it all

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    oooops

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    lol,...

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    quality.............

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    Brilliant!

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    roflmao

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