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    A beautiful young woman, wearing a tight skirt, waits to get on, at a busy bus stop. When It was her turn, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to reach up to the first step of the bus.

    With an embarrassed smile to the bus driver, she reached behind with both hands to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She discovered that she still couldn't lift her leg high enough. A little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind to further undo her zip. For a second time, she failed in her attempt at the step. A large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the bus. She went ballistic and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Normally Ma'am I would agree with you, but after you twice unzipped my flies, I kinda figured we were friends!'

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    Crackin!

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    Very good

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    Very good i like !!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    lol!!! good one!

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    Like it

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    good one, as someone i know once said Rite-On Rite-On!

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    excellent
    [SIGPIC]VX<font color=Red>R</font> with added Courtenay <img src=https://www.vectra-c.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.png border=0 alt= title=Big Grin class=inlineimg />

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    very good really like that, must remember to tell the lads at work they would appreciate it

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