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    Default Not what you want to hear...

    Shortly after reaching maximum altitude, the captain announced:"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather is good so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and... OH MY GOD!"

    A long silence followedMoments later the captain came back on the intercom:"Ladies and gentlemen, i'm sorry if i scared you. Whilst talking a flight attendant accidently spilta cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
    One irish passenger yelled:"For f**k's sake, you should see the back of mine!!!"

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    LMAO thats a classic

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