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    Default Just some thoughts on women.

    The Man Rules
    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
    Finally,the guys' side of the story.
    (
    I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear
    "the rules"
    From the female side.
    Now here are the rules from the male side.

    These are our rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
    ON PURPOSE!
    1. Men are NOT mind readers.
    FIRST & FOREMOST RULE
    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


    1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem
    onlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days..


    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
    other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials....

    1. Captain cook did
    NOTneed directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
    Acolour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it
    willbe scratched..
    We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine....
    Really.

    1.
    Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Formula 1
    or rugby.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape.RoundIS a shape!

    Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


    But did you know men really don't mind that?It's like camping.

    Pass this to as many men as you can -
    to give them a laugh.

    Pass this to as many women as you can
    -To give them an even bigger laugh!

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Mary-Clare Waugh
    Sent: Friday, 11 June 2010 12:33 PM
    To: Wendy Gibson; Adrienne Epps; Adrienne Thorne; Amanda Newport; Angie Morrow; Antoinette Botman; Bianca Botha; Bronwyn Thomas; Candice Brady; Carolyn West; Deborah Hughes; Desiree Ortato; Ellen Northcott; Gail Nankivell; Grace Yao; Helene Chew; Janine Carollo; Janis Hancock; Jennifer Lewis; Jenny Ault; Jodie Thompson (Lewis); Johanna Newsom; Juanita Noronha; Julie Dicker; Julie-Anne Macey; Kanchan Das; Kate Galbraith; Kavitha Kothur; Kirsty Stewart; Lisa Bidgood; Lynn McCartney; Marcia Sutton; Marie Nazar; Martine Simons; Maxine Travis ( Healey ); Michelle Sain; Natasha Gallimore; Pamela Larbalestier; Patrish Murphy; Rebecca Sertori; Sam Meeth; Shannon Tracey; Sharon Duff; Simon Paget; Stephen O'Flaherty; Suzanne Benson; Suzi Drevensek; Tamis Pin; Tess Assaad; Toni Brandtman; Tracey Ferguson; Vanessa Batcheldor; Verity Pacey
    Subject: ENGINEERS have made their lives difficult from now on!!!

    WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS










    Part IV

    Part V

    And Finally!
    Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
    Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

    B

    Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
    that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

    A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.



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    Absolute genius!!!!
    Every single 1 was sooooooo true!! PMSL!!

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