A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of males from Liverpool say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
*******s! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come off the logo!!
I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but pass the parcel was fast!
Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should loose 5lbs.' When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st. 'That’s amazing the doc said'...Paddy nodded...'I'll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' 'What from hunger said the doc?'...'No from the f******g skipping!'
THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.
The organisers of a charity pancake competition are wondering if Gordon Brown is available to come to a pancake flipping competition on Shrove Tuesday? They have the pans and the ingredients……. they just need a ******)