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    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
    lessons or prior experience.

    She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
    action.. As it gallops along at its steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins
    to slip from the saddle.

    In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
    grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but despite her
    best efforts, slides down the horse's flanks.

    The horse continues to gallop along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping
    rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
    the horse and throw herself to safety.

    Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.

    She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
    struck against the ground time and time again.

    As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
    from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Woolworth's
    trolley boy, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

    it say's it all

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    lmao

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    Someone should tell Frank that Woolworths went bust last year, and that he should go home as he's not getting paid any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ollie View Post
    Someone should tell Frank that Woolworths went bust last year, and that he should go home as he's not getting paid any more.

    PMSL

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    Funny! It was not me!!

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    lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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