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    Talking Laws

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    UNIVERSAL LAWS*

    1.Law of Mechanical Repair*-*After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

    2.*Law of Gravity*-*Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3.*Law of Probability*-The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    4.*Law of Random Numbers- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

    5.*Law of the Alibi*-*If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    6.*Variation Law*-*If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

    7.*Law of the Bath*-*When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    8.*Law of Close Encounters*-The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    9.*Law of the Result*-*When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    10.*Law of Biomechanics*-*The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    11.*Law of the Theater*- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    12.*The Starbucks Law*- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    13.*Murphy's Law of Lockers*- If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    14.*Law of Physical Surfaces*-*The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    15.*Law of Logical Argument-*Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    16.*Brown's Law of Physical Appearance*-*If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

    17.*Oliver's Law of Public Speaking*-*A closed mouth gathers no feet.*

    19.*Doctors' Law*-*If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.*

    18.*Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy*-As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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    And every one of 'em a universal truth!

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