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Larry's Proverbs*

1.*A day without sunshine is like night.*
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.*
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.*
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.*
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.*
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.*
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.*
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.*
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.*
10. A clear*conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.*
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.*
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?**Raise my hand.*
14 OK, so what's the speed of dark?*
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in*the wrong lane.*
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.*
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?*
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.*
19. What happens if you get scared half to death….*twice?*
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?*
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck*happened?'*
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.*
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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