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    Default New pair of Calvins please !!!!!!!!!

    After a of a back shift helping save the lives of the cream of society in South Lanarkshire.
    I thought a nice wee 2 mile drive and a cold beer was in order.

    But I should have known better.............

    Half a mile from home an OWL decided to park itself in the windscreen of the Vec !!!!!!!!!!!

    Never knew an owl was so large.

    It was sitting on the other side of the road and just before I got to it, it decided to fly and be free, for all of 3 seconds.

    Straight into the Vec, Luckily it hit high up on the bonnet and into the wipers then up the screen.
    Thought I was a gonner.

    Only damage seems to be a smashed to pieces drivers wiper (possibly bent the arm)
    Dirty pair of Calvins
    Oh and a dead owl.

    Trip to the stealers coming up.

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    MURDERER!!!!!!


    Glad we ain't in the Navy together, with you at the helm you'd probably hit an Albatross

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    sounds nasty mate...glad you havent been injured.....bet you are "howling" at the damage....... sorry about that...couldnt resist

    btw about 10 yrs ago an owl flew into a A&E motor...get this, the crew gave it cpr and some o2...and it survived..!!!!!! wierd....

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    Owl is a lovely bird

    Dont forget the paxo, and chicken oxo.

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    anyone wearing Calvins deserves to fill em, who do you think you are Marky Mark?

    Get a 5 pack of white M&S briefs, now they are 'MAN' pants.

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    aye, old mans pants

    thats a pensioners shop m8, give it their due, the food section is different but there is a feint smell of p1ss in the other departments

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    I bet you felt a right "twit" sorry

    hope its a cheap repair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robatel
    I thought a nice wee 2 mile drive and a cold beer was in order.
    Naughty. Naughty. Hope you weren't drinking and driving......

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    Hope you went back to see if the poor bird was ok, lol.

    Omly joking matey.....

    Where about's in the Shire you from......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Davie
    Hope you went back to see if the poor bird was ok, lol.

    Omly joking matey.....

    Where about's in the Shire you from......

    Honestly did not need to go back to see if it was ok.

    Most of it was still stuck to the wiper !!!

    Just back from dealers for new blade £10 !!!
    Luckily don't need the arm £15 and 2 week wait for one to come in !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Live in sunny Carluke for my sins.

    Was going to come over to the meet in EK last month but had to go to family wedding in Fife.
    Would be up for another one soon though.

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