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    Default Terrorists are to quick to commit suicide

    Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorist's are so quick to commit harry carry. Lets have a look:

    No Christmas
    No Jesus
    No tv
    No cheer-leaders
    No nude women
    No car races
    No footy
    No pork BBQ
    No hot dogs
    No burgers
    No beer
    Rags for clothes and towels for hats
    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
    More than 1 wife
    You cant shave
    Your wife cant shave
    You cant wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel sh*t
    Your wife is picked by someone else
    She smells worse than your donkey.


    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! ****....it couldn't be any worse!
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    A Hippie sits next to a nun on the bus & asks her if he could have sex with her. She said "No! i am married to God!!" and gets off the bus in disgust. The bus driver said "she prays every Tuesday night at midnight in the grave yard, why dont you dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard & tell her you are God and demand sex?" The Hippie tries this and to his surprise the nun said "yes but only if we can have anal sex as i want to keep my virginity". They have passionate bum sex and when they are done the Hippie throws off his robe and cries "ha ha" i'm the Hippie! The nun cries out "ha ha" i'm the bus driver!!!

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