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    Default Election policy wish list.

    Here is my wish list of three policies for the up coming election.

    1, Reduce tax on fuel by 50%

    2, Increase OAP pensions by 50%

    3, Ensure that English is the only language spoken in our schools.


    If Carlsberg did elections.......

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    lol but true

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    Are you setting up a taxi business for English coffin dodgers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.ian View Post
    Are you setting up a taxi business for English coffin dodgers?
    Nah, just thought that if petrol was 1/2 price then I could buy a Monaro.

    If pensions increased, then the OAP's could afford to heat thre
    homes and not clog the restaurant in Tescos just to keep warm

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    suggested policies ...

    1. anyone who has ever been on the Jeremy Kyle show has the vote taken away
    2. job seekers allowance - to get it you have to do 1 hrs unpaid community work each week - increased by 1 hr each week up to a maximum of 80 hrs.
    3. no more than 3 benefits can be claimed by any household
    4. no information from any gov dept needs to be made available in any language other than English.
    5. each prison sentence anyone gets is added to the last one served, so if you get 3 months but did 2 years last time you have to do 27 months.
    6. middle lane hogs can be stopped by the police and beaten at the roadside.
    7. throwing litter out of a saxo = death penalty

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    1, ban the common cold.
    2, Compulsary condoms for chavs to stop them breeding
    3, All foriegn nhs queue jumpers to work the same amount of time for the nhs
    as the length of the queue they have jumped, FOC of course.
    4, Introduction of style police to vet after market goodies such as the
    dump valve for non turbo cars.
    5, Ban MRSA and other political parties that I cant pronounce.

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    1, ban the common cold.
    2, Compulsary condoms for chavs to stop them breeding
    3, All foriegn nhs queue jumpers to work the same amount of time for the nhs
    as the length of the queue they have jumped, FOC of course.
    4, Introduction of style police to vet after market goodies such as the
    dump valve for non turbo cars.
    5, Ban MRSA and other political parties that I cant pronounce.
    6, Clarkson for president.

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    7 - Set off all the Nukes, and start again with a blank canvas - or a population cull

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    Quote Originally Posted by leemarksmith View Post
    7 - Set off all the Nukes, and start again with a blank canvas - or a population cull
    don't put him in charge of any wepons

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