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    Default Fishing...

    Can you tell that I have a bit of free time at work today????

    Here's another!

    A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife,
    "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend - you, me and the dog!"

    The wife grimaces ... "But I don't like fishing!"

    "Look! We're going fishing and that's final"

    Do I have to go fishing with you ... I really don't want to go!'

    "Right I'll give you three choices ......
    You come fishing with me and the dog.
    You give me a BJ.
    Or you take it up the rear!"

    The wife grimaces again.

    "But I don't want to do any of those things!"

    "Wife I've given you three options. You'll HAVE to do one of them!

    I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I
    expect you to have made up your mind!"

    The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes

    "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BJ
    or REAR!!??"

    The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind. "O.K.
    l'll give you a BJ!"

    "Great!" He says and drops his trollies .... The wife is on her
    knees doing the business - she stops, looks up at her Husband...

    "Oh, It tastes absolutely disgusting ... It tastes all ****ty!"

    "Yes" says her husband

    "The dog didn't want to go fishing either.

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    Lol,brill mate.

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