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    Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
    forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. That
    was my pager," he said "I have microchip under the skin of my arm." A few
    minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
    ear.When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a
    microchip in my hand." Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be
    outdone, he felt he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out
    of the sauna and went to the toilet.
    He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his @rse.

    The others raised their eyebrows and Paddy says...

    "Would you f3cking believe it, I'm getting a fax!"

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    lmao - one for you - english man and an irish man (roger and paddy) are walking down the street when a prostitute comes upto paddy and asks "do you wanna go to bed with me for £40?"
    paddy answered "well im not really tired but could do with the money!!"
    Wayne -

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