I've just had this sent to me...

Things we learn from children.........


1. A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house
4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double pane) won't stop a baseball hit by
a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already
too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of it.

9. A 6-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old
man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying
glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.

10. Certain LEGOS will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.

11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still
can't, walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show
that they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably do not want to know what that odour is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not
like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. The spin cycle on the washing machine will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.