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    Default I was propositioned last night...

    ... at a Petrol station!

    Filled the car up, paid and headed back to get in my car to find a 'lady' standing by my car...

    Lady: "Excuse me, I've just walked all the way over the Motorway and although that's not your fault I was wondering if you could take me in to Reading"

    Me: "Sorry, I'm not going that way"

    Lady: "Can't you just go round in a cirlce and drop me off"

    ME: "No"

    Lady: "I'll give you a BJ"

    Me: "Laugh... thanks but no thanks"

    I couldn't believe she said it tbfh - only in Whitley (those in and around Reading will know it)

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    haha no way whats the world coming too

    How old was she?

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    lol im driving down now tell her to wait

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    19 maybe 20 - face like a bulldog chewing a wasp though.

    Quote Originally Posted by slick91 View Post
    lol im driving down now tell her to wait
    With her looks I'm sure she's still there!

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    could we not all do a few miles each just to help her out

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    Quote Originally Posted by slick91 View Post
    lol im driving down now tell her to wait
    Haha Class

    Quote Originally Posted by iRocco View Post
    19 maybe 20 - face like a bulldog chewing a wasp though.

    With her looks I'm sure she's still there!
    Im sure some of the lads on here wont mind

    Quote Originally Posted by kdadidog View Post
    could we not all do a few miles each just to help her out
    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickeys16v View Post
    Not sure the lense would cope with her uglymess!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iRocco View Post
    Not sure the lense would cope with her uglymess!
    Am sure with a set of Beer Goggles on she would look ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by spennny View Post
    Am sure with a set of Beer Goggles on she would look ok
    With the amount needed you'd be well over the limit, and therefore incapable of driving her to Reading... of course you'd have to ask for the BJ before taking her though!

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