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    Talking Programing issues!

    Installing HUSBAND Program and issues ‏!!!

    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I! noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then automatically got installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SOCCER 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3! to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?




    DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers3.5..

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!


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    I see you found my wife's e-mail then !!

    Missed out the "Vectra-C Widow 4.2" file

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