Picture the Scene

**AJA** · 30th June 2006, 09:38

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is an elephant and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Answer:

Get off the children's merry go round.... you're pis*sed.

**jonno_07** · 30th June 2006, 09:43

just a bit of a cringe!!!!

**Drinky** · 30th June 2006, 13:29

This must be todays joke as i have received it in two text messages already today !!!!!!!!

**Spikey©** · 30th June 2006, 13:33

Yup deffo joke of the week, had it about 15 times by email

Got a standard reply now:

Yes but, if they are all going at a constant velocity equal to your own, then unless you come to a situation where you all have to brake, where's the danger? Unless of course you mean the big greasy Gyppo running the ride that's trying to cop off with your girlfriend??