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    Default This''ll make us males out there cringe

    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
    attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been
    occupied. A
    nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies
    room
    if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
    buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by
    letters:
    WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he
    touched them? He couldn't resist.....

    He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
    What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
    things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.

    Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large
    powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers
    to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a
    restroom, it is tender loving.
    When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to
    push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a
    hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he
    exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

    The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon
    Remover. Your pen!s is under your pillow!!!"

    Men Never Listen.........

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    Because I have a cruel and heartless streak............


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    oooooooooooooooo.................makes my eyes water just thinking about it

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    Nice one lol

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    Just the thought of that brings tears to my eyes

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    ha ha thats a good 'un Ben

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    Love it....

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    Very good

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