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    I have been out for a drive for about 1hr with my wife, around cheddar. There are some amazing roads around here and the exhuast note is breath taking sorry i mean the veiws. On pulling up on the drive she managed hit to the passenger door on the side of the wall im sorry, im sorry she said, great i think. Yes you guessed it, out comes the touch up paint...

    I still love her..........and my wife

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    you remain faithfull, look after her, spoil her with gifts (the vectra that is), I think the wife was jealous and took it out on the car lol

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    I just accept that 2-3 times per year some car/wife related incident will happen. I'm tempted to start a saving fund to cover the cost of all the small non-insurance related accidents.

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    Oh no mate!

    Just think of the compensation later

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    simple solution buy her her own car, thats what i did and it dosen't have a mark on it.

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    See if you were a proper gentleman and opened the door for her that would never have happened .................................................. .............Or at least thats what Mrs D would say !!!!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PIMM
    I have been out for a drive for about 1hr with my wife, around cheddar. There are some amazing roads around here and the exhuast note is breath taking sorry i mean the veiws. On pulling up on the drive she managed hit to the passenger door on the side of the wall im sorry, im sorry she said, great i think. Yes you guessed it, out comes the touch up paint...

    I still love her..........and my wife
    Love that area...I used to stay in a little village called Shipham, Nr Banwell which is nr Chedder Gorge which is near Weston s Mare.

    Nice place, loved the scrumpy...made my head sore at times but very cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey©
    Oh no mate!

    Just think of the compensation later

    What are you like we are married

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    Surely we should treat our wives like our cars, you know, when they get a bit faded and worn and the little blemishes seem to catch your attention more and more. When they don't pull thier weight like they used to, and when they don't turn heads like the old days. When the upkeep costs outweigh the return, not forgetting the vague handling..

    But, especially when the emissions are no longer safe.

    We trade 'em in for a new younger, sleeker, classier version.

    Anyone agree?


    P.S. Let's keep this one between just us eh?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulmac07
    Surely we should treat our wives like our cars, you know, when they get a bit faded and worn and the little blemishes seem to catch your attention more and more. When they don't pull thier weight like they used to, and when they don't turn heads like the old days. When the upkeep costs outweigh the return, not forgetting the vague handling..

    But, especially when the emissions are no longer safe.

    We trade 'em in for a new younger, sleeker, classier version.
    I think that works both ways!!!!

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