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    Why is it that when youve just spent ages cleaning the car, some birds (the feathered kind... ) take a dump all over it ???? ...they sit there watching saying to thier mate,

    "hey he`s cleaning the car again, lets go and eat some nice red berries or something black and really sloppy"

    little f00kers....just let me catch 1,

    I can then take great pleasure in ****t1ng on them.......

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    I have a birds nest in the eaves of my house and I'm always finding bird cr4p on my car. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

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    Maybe worth investing in a car cover. sounds like you have a bit of a bird problem around your way!

    Beleive it or not, a bird landed on my car the other night. found its foot prints on the roof the following morning. sure it did it just to annoy me because they were muddy prints as well

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    Yeah i find this, must be as the sun shines on the car, it relects the shine tot he birds eye view and provides a nice target.

    Between them, they probably play a game to see how many shiny cars they can **** on in one day.

    Pain in the backside really, along with the brickdust my vec gets covered in a day after its been cleaned. GRRRRRRR!

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    I always have to remember to park my car away from the overhead wires that the possums like to **** from...

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    what colour is its?

    I'm sure they aim for black cars. We've got both a white and black car, I can wash both and within minutes the black one is covered, the white one can stay in the same place for a week or two and doesn't even get a splat. You can still tell if its white.

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    Another quandry. No matter how well you clean the car, that bl00dy spider will still pop out of your wing mirror and spin his web.

    If there's ever a nuclear war, that fella will survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige
    what colour is its?
    lol!!! i thought you were going to ask what colour the birds' mess was!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLC
    Another quandry. No matter how well you clean the car, that bl00dy spider will still pop out of your wing mirror and spin his web.

    If there's ever a nuclear war, that fella will survive.
    How true!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLC
    Another quandry. No matter how well you clean the car, that bl00dy spider will still pop out of your wing mirror and spin his web.

    If there's ever a nuclear war, that fella will survive.
    Im so glad its not just me

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