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    A piece of tarmac is standing at the bar in a pub having a pint when in walks another piece of tarmac."how do, where you from then ?" says the first piece of tarmac "M62 just west of leeds" says the second. "oh im from just around the corner here" says the first. The door opens and in walks a piece of red tarmac, the local tarmac immediately ducks down behind the bar. the red tarmac says "just a cheese sandwich to take out barman" the barman serves him, he pays and leaves.
    the first piece of tarmac looks over the bar very nervously and says " has he gone ?"
    "yes whats the problem ? " says the second
    "you obviously don't know him do ya ? you're not from around here, you don't want to mess with him he's a cyclepath"

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    You can use cigarettes for the same joke. A Consolate walks in the bar, ...."he's f***ing menthol him
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    I should'nt read these jokes at 1.15am even the dogs barking at me now...

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