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    A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman
    "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
    Toastie?". The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit
    a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The
    rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then
    leaves.

    The following night the rabbit returns and again
    asks for a Pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
    Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit
    and the
    extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round)
    gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The
    rabbit consumes them and leaves.

    The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the
    rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
    Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the
    barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and
    then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them
    down.

    The next night there is standing room only in the
    pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of
    patrons attending, the barman is making more money
    in one week than he did all last year.

    In walks the rabbit and says, "A pint of beer and
    a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling
    and accepting the tributes of the masses.

    The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old
    mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese
    Toasties".

    The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to
    almost a whisper, when
    the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We
    do have a very nice
    Cheese and Onion Toastie".

    The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you
    sure I will like it?"

    The masses bated breath is ear-shatteringly silent.
    The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think
    that I would let down one of my best friends, I know
    you'll love it".

    "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a pint of beer and
    a Cheese and Onion Toastie".

    The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the
    beer and guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the
    crowd and leaves....

    .....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

    One year later in the now impoverished public house,
    the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3
    of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning
    down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form,
    floating above the bar.

    The barman says, "Who are you?" To which he is
    answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to
    frequent your public house".

    The barman says, "I remember you, you made me
    famous, you would come
    in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and
    Cheese Toastie, masses
    came to see you and this place was famous."

    The rabbit says, "Yes I know."

    The barman said, "I remember, on your last night
    we didn't have any Ham and
    Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one
    instead."

    The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would
    love it."

    The barman said "You never came back, what
    happened?"

    "I DIED", said the Rabbit.

    "NO!" said the barman, "what from".

    After a short pause. The rabbit said...




    "Mixin'-me-toasties".


    Groooaaaan!!

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    Yup the old ones are the best ones!

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    Oh GOD that is tooooo awful!!!!!!!!

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    I need a drink after that.........................

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    Bl**dy hell !!

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    I never thought it was going to end..

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    :d :d

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