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    Default Bad Billy

    Billy is a 8 year old kid, known to be a bit of a problem in school classes.
    Always causing trouble and generally causing disturbances in class.
    Every teacher hates him for it.... here is the story of little Billy's latest English lesson....

    "Right then class, today's lesson we will be working on our handwriting and joined up letters." - says the teacher.

    They go through the lesson fine and everybody enjoys themselves. At the end of the lesson the teacher announces that in tomorrow's lesson they will be focusing on using words in sentences.

    "and so, for homework tonight, i would like you all to go home and come up with a sentence that uses the word 'definately', you can have help from your parents if you like"

    The kids go home, and do their homework.
    The next day they all enter class, sit down in their seats and take the register.

    "ok kids, as i said last lesson, we will be using the word 'definately' today. Who has a sentence for me?"

    Little Billy throws his hand up, along with a two other kids... the teacher chooses to ignore him due to his history of trouble in class.

    "ok, Tom, what's your sentence"
    Tom: "The sky is 'definately' blue miss"
    Teacher: "well, Tom the sky is not always blue, as we have day, night etc, so unfortunately, your wrong on that one"

    The teacher looks round the class and Billy still has his hand up, again she chooses to ignore him.

    "Emily, whats your sentence?"
    Emily: "well miss, the leaves on trees are 'definately' green"
    Teacher: "Sorry Emily, unfornately the leaves are not always green, as we have autumn winter etc where they change colour"

    The teacher looks around and see's only Little Billy's hand up...

    "Ok Billy go on"
    Billy: "Miss, do Farts have lumps?"

    Thinking to herself how much of a nuisance he is, she replies "No of course they don't Billy"

    Billy then answer with:

    "In that case i have 'definately' $h!t myself"


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    I have a question

    Why does everyone spell definitely with an a in it?

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