The CIA Test

[Happy Girl]

After all background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instuctions no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her."

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quite for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quite. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with a chair."


Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

[Tadpole]

I like that one s up from me ..........................

[jlock]

[happypostie]

nice one happy girl .khalid

[bobssignum]

O yes, i know exactly where this is going to be forwarded too. how true, how true

[padawun]

profound