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    A man escapes from prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
    As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's there, the husband tells the wife, "listen this guy is an escape prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed you on the neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, This guy must be dangerous! if he gets angry, he'll kill us! Be strong honey. I love you. to which the wife responds, " He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told mehe was gay, thiought you were cute, and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroon. Be strong, honey I love you too.

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    See...... now I just dont get that.....

    If he was in prison and gay, why did he break out? it must have been heaven in there for him...

    lol
    Last edited by spoons; 29th January 2010 at 16:04.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoons View Post
    See...... now I just dont get that.....

    If he was in prison and gay, why did he break out? it must have been heaven in there for him...

    lol
    apparently, they ran out of soap..

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