Technical Support?!

Drinky · 20th October 2005, 21:03

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as
LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a sharewareprogram, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade,however,I found that Wife
1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife
1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These other products have no Help
files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems
are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every
other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Please help?

neilgsi · 20th October 2005, 21:08

Very good

Gsi3.2 · 21st October 2005, 06:38

I think we know where you're coming from eh drinky

ion · 21st October 2005, 07:03

Priceless, mate.

Tim2100 · 21st October 2005, 10:27

lol excellent

Basil · 21st October 2005, 10:56

Absolutely brilliant mate, nice one

Caterman · 21st October 2005, 13:47

Has to be the best thing i have read for ages. PMSL.

vectra 2.0 t · 21st October 2005, 15:56

i hope mrs d dosnt see it mate. pmsl

Mrs D · 21st October 2005, 20:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by vectra 2.0 t

i hope mrs d dosnt see it mate. pmsl

Ha ha!!! Mrs D actually found it in the first place!!!!

payney · 22nd October 2005, 12:31

ab fab there drinky pmsl@you m8,top bannana top job.

20th October 2005, 21:03	#1
Drinky Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: on your momma !!!!!!!!! iTrader Rating: (0)	Technical Support?! Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a sharewareprogram, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade,however,I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These other products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Please help?

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20th October 2005, 21:08	#2
neilgsi Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Peterborough iTrader Rating: (0)	Very good

21st October 2005, 06:38	#3
Gsi3.2 Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Technical directors office iTrader Rating: (0)	I think we know where you're coming from eh drinky

21st October 2005, 07:03	#4
ion Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: walsall iTrader Rating: (0)	Priceless, mate.

21st October 2005, 10:27	#5
Tim2100 Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Walsall iTrader Rating: (0)	lol excellent

21st October 2005, 10:56	#6
Basil Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Nottingham iTrader Rating: (0)	Absolutely brilliant mate, nice one

21st October 2005, 13:47	#7
Caterman Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Here, there and every where! iTrader Rating: (1)	Has to be the best thing i have read for ages. PMSL.

21st October 2005, 15:56	#8
vectra 2.0 t Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: tasmania iTrader Rating: (0)	i hope mrs d dosnt see it mate. pmsl

22nd October 2005, 12:31	#10
payney Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Just here!!! iTrader Rating: (0)	ab fab there drinky pmsl@you m8,top bannana top job.